Guaranteed

Whenever I go through customs and get my passport inspected, I always end up picking the slowest line. The queue might look short before I join, and when I join in the line it suddenly slows down.

There's always some problem with the passport of the people in front of me. It happens EVERY TIME when I go through customs. The line I pick will always end up to be the slowest moving. Guaranteed.

So my advice to you all out there, if you happen to see me at the customs, just make sure you don't join in the same line as I do, and you will be able to move very fast. Guaranteed.