-Best viewed with Mozilla Firefox-

Saturday, July 11, 2009

白礁一梦


白礁岛怎么比我想象的还要大,而且还建了很多工厂,不禁让我想起Dharmaville。更让我惊讶的是,在这里工作的人竟然有800个那么多,而且还有来观光的游客。天啊,这里什么时候成了旅游景点?

从山顶可以看到远处的小岛,其中有一座还可以快速地旋转,岛中央还有一座巨大的石像,真是太不可思议了。山顶还有一个许愿池,我们跪下来许愿,你不知怎么的还往池里投钱币。老实说,如果哪一天白礁真的成了旅游景点,我相信会很受欢迎的。

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

光浩死了

上个月得知你意外逝世的消息,虽然和你没有交情,但总觉得很难相信这是事实。原来上帝要取走一个人的性命是那么轻而易举的事。很奇怪,现在我面对生活中的难题,就会用你的死来提醒自己要坚持下去。

安息吧,朋友。

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

有一首歌

很喜欢这个广告,更喜欢这个广告的音乐。不知道是取自某一首歌还是特地为了广告而创作的,因为我查了很久都查不到这是什么歌。当然,如果可以拥有那部车子就更好了。

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Madtv - Cindy Delmont

Cindy Delmont - Sexual harassment at work
"Not my family, not my co-worker, not even my minister."
"What about the guy at the fast food window?"


Cindy Delmont - Buying a car
"I'm gonna go with a different salesman, this one is clearly retarded."

Sunday, June 07, 2009

原来玻璃不生花




前阵子报章上不是有报导玻璃"生花"的事吗?
就是有某种不知名的霉菌寄生在玻璃或金属上,像长出小小的白花,相当罕见.
两个月前我在我家的玻璃门上也看见了。
一丛跟头发一样细、上面还顶着一粒白色小米的东西,听说学名叫优昙婆罗花。
可是后来我在网上查了一下,这些“花”根本不是花,是一种叫草蛉(Chrysopidae)的昆虫的卵!

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

好歌推荐[20] This love by Sarah Brightman


This love
This love is a strange love
A faded kind of day love
This love

This love
I think I'm gonna fall again
And even when you held my hand
It didn't mean a thing
This love

This love
Never has to say love
Doesn't know it is love
This love

This love
Doesn't have to say love
Doesn't need to be love
Doesn't mean a thing
This love

This love, oh-oh-oh ...
This strange love (strange love)
This love, ...

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Thicker than blood


Blood is thicker than water.
Guess what is thicker than blood?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Ille qui nos omnes servabit


Season 5 只有17集,真的意犹未尽。本来以为会拍到Season 7,没想到Season 6 就是完结了。

一开始出场和Jacob 对话的人明显就是现在我们看到的John,他找到loophole 然后把Jacob 杀死。当时他们在看的那艘船想必就是后来搁浅在岛上的古船。从他们的衣着和那艘船看得出Jacob 真是年代久远。。。。

Jacob 明显不会变老,可是他有那么容易死吗?他去找Ilana 帮忙,应该是估计到他有一天会被杀,所以派她去拆穿冒牌的John。忽然发现,当时把Miles 拖上van 阻止他上岛的那个人不就是后来和Ilana 一伙的人吗?他们又是什么来头?

"What lies in the shadow of the statue?" ,这个问题如果是留给Richard 的,当初为什么要问Lapidus?

到底Jacob 是谁,他在耍什么把戏?我现在就要知道答案,Season 6 要等多久?没有Lost 的日子真难挨。。。

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Madtv - Ka-son at the airport

These prohibited items include beverages, shampoo, hair gel, hair spray, cream, lotion, potion, glue, apple juice, donut filling..
I feel that the circle of negativity you are building around your offspring is very inappropriate. Babies absorb hostile energy like they are sucking it off your tits.

记得她吗?就是Can I have your number 里女扮男装的Darrel。

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

An Inconvenient Truth

The inconvenient truth is, I'm afraid that she might be the cause of the many problems we have now.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Home-made suppositories

1. Slice a section of fresh aloe vera
2. Cut it into bullet shape
3. Put them in the freezer for a few hours
4. There you have it, 100% natural suppositories!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

With grace

Fine, I will take up the responsibilities, and do it with grace. Whatever it is you want to add in, I will do it with grace. I will not appear upset, or troubled, because none of it will help. I will just suck it, so bring it on.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

好歌推荐[19] Like a waterfall by Solarstone & Jes


I surface from the haze
I see the real reasons why
It's over my head, you'll see
Unclear mistakes it's hold
Our whole world is gonna break
It's crumbling so easily

You are the only one I want you know
Who really got under my skin
So if I dare to try, I dare ..
I'll prove to you it's not a waste
Like a waterfall, it all pours
Like a waterfall, it all pours
Like a waterfall, it all pours
Like a waterfall, it all pours

Those other thrills
Cause I've got a better place to go
Been out of my head, you'll see
I wanna take a taste
In this old violent light's chambers
That are burning me like gasoline

I see a rainbow leading out of the sun
I feel my adrenaline before it's already begun
I tried to tell you but you never listen
But it all pours out of me

Friday, April 17, 2009

I am choosing envy

You know how people always say that you should be happy for your friends when they are doing well. Got a nice job, nice car, good looking lover, etc.

But I can't. I'm sorry to say this, it's just who I am. I can't honestly feel happy for them, not when I think that I deserve better. I know I am better than him, why don't I get an opportunity like he's got?

So I started blaming my luck. Yes, it's just my luck that I didn't have the same opportunities. It's just my luck that I got into this shitty company and doing this shitty work. It's just my luck that I wasn't able to fully utilise my abilities and perform well. It's just my luck that my boss doesn't appreciate what I've done and see that genius inside me.

If I got the same opportunities like my friends had, I will do better than them. I know I can. Then why don't I just go, just leave this place and find that wonderful opportunities I deserve? Because I care, I still care about what I am doing, and I want to do it right. I want people to see, I want my employer to see what a great asset I am to them, and they should appreciate me better.

Yes, I don't feel happy for my friends, I envy them. Because being happy for other people settles you down, but envy pushes you further. It drives you crazy, it motivates you. It'll only make you feel good about yourself when you are doing better than your friends. And that's the kind of satisfaction I want. So proudly, I am choosing envy.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Madtv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

Welcome to King Burger what we can do it your way, but don't get crazy
security, se-curity...this dude need to go, need to go

....哪有快餐店会请保安的?

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Obsession


If I don't get over you, I might eventually get myself into an accident.
But I don't think I can get over you, so I guess I will get into an accident.
No, I can't let that happen, I just need to be extra careful, because I don't want to get over you.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Gossip

From the film 'Doubt'.

Father Flynn was telling a story of a woman making confession to a priest for gossiping about a man she hardly knew, and how she felt guilty about it.

"....So the woman said she was sorry and asked for forgiveness.
'Not so fast!' says O'Rourke. 'I want you to go home, take a pillow up on your roof, cut it open with a knife, and return here to me!'

So the women went home, took a pillow off her bed, a knife from the drawer, went up the fire escape to the roof, and stabbed the pillow. Then she went back to the old parish priest as instructed.

'Did you gut the pillow with the knife?' he says.
'Yes Father.'
'And what was the result?'
'Feathers.' she said.
'Feathers?' he repeated.
'Feathers everywhere, Father!'

'Now I want you to go back and gather up every last feather that flew out on the wind!'
'Well,' she said, 'it can't be done. I don't know where they went. The wind took them all over.'
'And that,' said Father O'Rourke, 'is gossip!'"

Friday, April 03, 2009

一群饭桶


饭桶!饭桶! 统统都是饭桶!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

好歌推荐[18] High by Lighthouse Family

来自英国一黑一白的组合,这首歌让我有一种莫名的感动。

When you're close to tears remember
Someday it'll all be over
One day we're gonna get so high
Though it's darker than December
What's ahead is a different colour
One day we're gonna get so high

And at the end of the day remember the days
When we were close to the end
And wonder how we made it through the night
At the end of the day
Remember the way
We stayed so close to the end
We'll remember it was me and you

Cause we are gonna be
Forever, you and me
You will always keep it flying high in the sky of love

Don't you think it's time you started
Doing what we always wanted
One day we're gonna get so high
Cause even the impossible
Is easy when we got each other
One day we're gonna get so high

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The curious case of Benjamin Linus

Sayid 一枪把儿时的Ben 击倒,我没有用击毙这字眼因为谁都不知道他是不是真的死了。如果被枪击的是成年的Ben 那肯定是大快人心,虽然Ben 到现在究竟是邪是正也没有人能肯定。

中了那么一枪如果想存活似乎不太可能,如果他真的死了那所有的一切是不是要改写?Dharma Initiative 的人们就不会被杀,The Others 也不会由他领导。

又或者正如Faraday 所说,whatever happened, happened,所以不管70 年代发生了什么事都不会改变以后。时空交错的剧情什么事都有可能发生,John 不就是这样死而复生?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Madtv - 3 minute meal - Tuna melts

Let's get this 3 minute meal going!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

我不要被人插


需要交警的时候,他们都滚去哪里了?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

忘了想念堂


近来生活忙碌,我竟然忘了想念你。是不是因为太久没有想念你,所以你才托梦给我?Sorry, that came out wrong, you're still alive. You are, right? 当时我经过你身旁,你急忙跟了出来。我有点惊讶,你从来没有那么积极过,看来你也是很挂记着我的。

在我左手边的你感觉比我高很多,可是实际上你没有那么高。我们并肩走着,你问了我很多关于我的近况,我想给你一张名片,钱包里却一直找不出来。你没时间等我,因为你有工作要忙。我则在瞬间变暗的夜里独自抹黑回家,那感觉好凄凉,好陌生。

放心吧,我不会再忘了想念你的。