Here comes 2012

And we all survive, awkward...............

The Passover

昨天去绑第四次，预约卡其实不见了，担心他们会以此为理由拒绝让我见医生，还好没有。
号码跳得很慢，我67号，应该可以去吃个饭再回来。

在CS 逛遇到两个韩国人，我还以为他们是游客，怎么知道他们打开iPad 给我看一个视频。一个关于The Passover 的视频。什么keep the passover， 就能逢凶化吉之类的，还真是头一遭遇到这样的事。怎么大老远从韩国传教传到马来西亚来了，我想也只有韩国人有这等热忱。

回到医院，号码已经跳到90了，怎么比我预计的快这么多。

经过CS 天桥的时候遇到一个大婶骂那些该死的刮刮乐成员
“狗都不如！骗子！骗人的钱！我不怕你们的！”
那些流氓就粗口满嘴回应。。
然后CS 的保安出现，刮刮乐才收队

看到这一幕我惭愧了，平时我经过也很想骂几句，可是势力单薄，力不从心
原来我连一个大婶都不如，没有她的勇气

其实我们是不是可以要求CS 的管理层出面干涉，派驻保安巡逻刮刮乐成员出没的角落？
如果我们发现刮刮乐出现在CS 范围，是不是可以马上打电话给CS 管理层，要求他们派保安人员将刮刮乐驱散？？

好歌不停 [33] 倪安东

我离开中文乐坛太久了，这几年出现的新人新歌我都不熟悉。
倪安东这个名字听过，但什么来历唱过什么歌我不知道。
今天才发现原来最近我听过几首不错的歌是他唱的。
除了下面这首Sorry that I loved you，还有[散场的拥抱]，[救命]都很好听。

Tonight

We cannot change our destination overnight, but we can change our direction tonight.

The Reardon Admirer

我从球场追了出来，要跟你合照
你一下子上了你的坐驾Aston Martin，我也跟着上车
我才上车你就马上下车，我想跟着下可是车门都被锁了
司机很快就开车，我开始惊慌

电台传来一则新闻，有人要刺杀你
我才明白，这是一个圈套!
刺客就在不远处，司机丢下我自己先逃跑了
我爬到了驾驶座，眼看刺客就要追上来
我拼命地发动引擎，狂踩油门，可是车就是不会动
我才发现原来手煞车没放下！

车子终于开动了，虽然我拼命踩油门可是车子还是开得很慢
刺客追了上来，来到我的前方，情急中我把他撞倒
他没死，只是受了点伤
我转了一个大弯马上绝尘而去

A little less

I don't expect you to like me, but can you try to hate me a little less?

Go fuck yourself!

You miserable bitch!

4th

It didn't work, I have to do it for the fourth time, in December.

绑一绑，会更好

虽然被绑很痛，但我是不是绑上瘾了呢

Personal

yes, I let my personal issues get into my work, and that's unprofessional.

把门关起来？

我要不要关门关你什么事？
You leave your door open just as wide.
Is it the wind, the smell, the sight, the dust, or the ghost?
Or is it just because you won't be happy unless you have something to complain about?
Seriously, what is your problem?

好歌不停[32] Sexual (li da di) by Amber

十年

十年了

New York

Maybe I should go New York.

Doomsday

Has arrived at NPC

The Hostile Housemate

WHAT IS HER PROBLEM???

始乱终弃

喜欢一个人可以不需要理由，离开一个人却可以有很多借口

我不要叫水

你平常在家吃饭会准备一杯可乐、咖啡、还是美禄吗？
如果没有，那为什么到了外头要这么做？

好歌不停[31] Bintang Kehidupan by Ronnie & Yantie

潘朵拉的盒子

很累了，其实很想停火，但是谁先收声就好像谁先认输一样

Google Instant

Google instant is the stupidest, most annoying and irritating search function that ever exists. No matter how many times I choose not to turn it on and save that in my search preference, it manages to turn it on itself. And I don't know how the hell did that happen.

Shortcut

大家都习惯了自动存款机的方便，尤其是银行关闭之后，以至于银行正在营业的时候，大家还是继续使用着自动存款机。
星期六City Square 的Maybank 营业半天，三架自动存款机前都排了长龙。他们很多不只是为自己存款，还替别人存款，而且数目不小，好像是存几十万一样，存了好久才好。
存款机不会限定一个人可以存多少钱，使用多少次。所以排在存几十万的人的后面，你可能要等上十几分钟。
平时我看到这么长的人龙，宁愿走到远一点没什么人潮的另一家分行去，也不要排上半个小时的队。
今天来到Maybank，又是这么长的人龙，还是到分行去吧。
等等，银行还在营业，如果我用传统方法存款呢？
填好存款表格，拿了号码，走上二楼柜台。
果然，楼上空无一人，马上就是我了。
不用一分钟，存好了。
大家都习惯了使用自动存款机，银行还在营业的时候也妄想着还是自动存款机比较方便。
如果今天你还是不能突破这种想法，那你就找不到生活的捷径。

Please flush after use

I do flush after use. Maybe you just didn't hear it.

Select 2

Maybe it's your dandruff.

Select

Please wear a proper belt, this is not boy scout.

好歌不停[30] Halo by Beyoncé

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now

It's like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breakin'
It's the risk that I'm takin'
I ain't never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

生日，末日

只要我还活着的一天，我知道2012是不会发生的
虽然暗地里我有一点希望2012是真的，全人类一起灭亡也可以是悲壮的事
仔细想想，世界文明也许是时候重新启动了，就好像电脑也需要reboot 一样
我保证，2012绝对没事

嫌弃是一种罪

我嫌弃你的头发。
我嫌弃你的头皮屑。
我嫌弃你的皮肤。
我嫌弃你的衣着。
我嫌弃你的腰带。
与其把钱花在电话上，还不如投资在上面这几点。

I like

I like your eyes.
I like your nose.
I like your chin.
I like your hair.
I like your hands.
I like your voice.
I like your ass.

Get over it

Hey, other people lost their phones, you only lost your umbrella.

检爱

你对我的爱让我感到恐惧，当你知道我不能给你你想要的回报，你还会爱我吗
有时我希望你不要对我付出那么多，我怕有一天你会认为我被背叛了你

心动了吗？

认知、放下、决定、坚持

She said to me...

He is very passive!
It's like kindergarden!
I'll be killed by you!

I wish to say...Good luck finding a replacement.

Michelle Chong in The Noose

狗改不了吃屎

我改不了以貌取人。

PR

掉下来了没有，是我没察觉到，还是你们已经决定成为永久居民？

好歌不停[29] Say it right by Nelly Furtado

"How can someone just say eh and cause so much awesomeness?"

In the day, in the night
Say it right, say it all
You either got it or you don't
You either stand or you fall

When your will is broken
When it slips from your hands
When there's no time for joking
There's a hole in the plan

Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
Oh, you've got what it takes to set me free
Oh, you could mean everything to me

I can't say that I'm not lost and found
I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark
I can't that I don't know that I am alive
And all of what I feel I could show you tonight

Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
Oh, you've got what it takes to set me free
Oh, you could mean everything to me

From my hands I can give you, something that I made
From my mouth I can sing you another brick that I laid
From my body I can show you a place, God knows
If you know this place is holy, do you really want to go?

Idiots of the world

不等里头的乘客下完车就急着挤上车的都是白痴！不会自动往内移的都是白痴！
我管你是小职员还是高级主管！我管你月入有几千几万！
就算你事业有成如何前途无量！就算你学业成绩辉煌拿了很多很多的A！
此刻的你就是一个白痴！你是白痴！你就是白痴！
你不要不承认你是白痴！你不要找借口！你是白痴！你是白痴！你就是白痴！
白痴白痴白痴！你还敢说你不是白痴！
你是你是你就是！你就是个大白痴！

动刀

要开刀了，好紧脏啊好紧脏啊，蜜瓜呢

Resilient

我永远都记不住这个字的意思，我希望今天以后我不会再忘记

是时候

又期待，又害怕，我希望会没事，老天保佑我没事

Hard, and harder

Is it really that hard? Or did I make it a lot harder than it has to be?

原来

还是有一点不舍的

5 days to go

倒数开始

好歌不停[28] - I say a little prayer for you by Diana King

望尘莫及

为什么每一张照片看起来都是那么的不经意，却又似精心布局？

最后一颗炸弹

不要在我身上引爆

成也魔咒 败也魔咒

去也魔咒，留也魔咒。

好歌不停[27] - Babe by Caught in the act

You know it's you babe
Whenever I get weary and I've had enough
Feel like giving up
You know it's you babe
Giving me the courage and the strength I need
Please believe, That it's true
babe i love you

Babe I'm leaving
I must be on my way
The time is drawing near
My train is going
I see it in your eyes
The love beneath your tears
But I'll be lonely without you and I'll need your love to see me through
So please believe me
My heart is in your hands
And I'll be missing you

Babe I'm leaving
I say it once again
And somehow try to smile
I know the feeling
I'm trying to forget
If only for a while
'Cos I'll be lonely without you and I'll need your love to see me through
Please believe me
My heart is in your hands
Cos I'll be missing you

First job

第一份工作干了一年两个月，这个记录居然到今天都没能突破，实在遗憾。
那是在一座办公大楼里，第二十四楼。
那里有最好的硬件，最好的办公室桌椅，最好的电脑，最好的厕所。
我很喜欢在高楼工作的感觉的其实，喜欢那样的工作环境，喜欢可以从高处眺望。
也许我应该回到那样的高楼。

Curse

让我打破这个魔咒吧

正常人

如果正常是一种标准，这世上估计也没几个正常人了。

Gong Xi Fa Cai

有几个友族同胞知道Gong Xi Fa Cai 其实不是新年快乐的意思？

类

人是喜欢分类的动物，因为有了类别才会有歧视

无条件释放

我什么时候才可以离开？

搞不清楚状况的人

请你自动消失。

The time has come

彻底地绝望，心灰意冷，很无奈，好累，烦