我不要叫水

你平常在家吃饭会准备一杯可乐、咖啡、还是美禄吗？
如果没有，那为什么到了外头要这么做？

好歌不停[31] Bintang Kehidupan by Ronnie & Yantie

潘朵拉的盒子

很累了，其实很想停火，但是谁先收声就好像谁先认输一样

Google Instant

Google instant is the stupidest, most annoying and irritating search function that ever exists. No matter how many times I choose not to turn it on and save that in my search preference, it manages to turn it on itself. And I don't know how the hell did that happen.

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大家都习惯了自动存款机的方便，尤其是银行关闭之后，以至于银行正在营业的时候，大家还是继续使用着自动存款机。
星期六City Square 的Maybank 营业半天，三架自动存款机前都排了长龙。他们很多不只是为自己存款，还替别人存款，而且数目不小，好像是存几十万一样，存了好久才好。
存款机不会限定一个人可以存多少钱，使用多少次。所以排在存几十万的人的后面，你可能要等上十几分钟。
平时我看到这么长的人龙，宁愿走到远一点没什么人潮的另一家分行去，也不要排上半个小时的队。
今天来到Maybank，又是这么长的人龙，还是到分行去吧。
等等，银行还在营业，如果我用传统方法存款呢？
填好存款表格，拿了号码，走上二楼柜台。
果然，楼上空无一人，马上就是我了。
不用一分钟，存好了。
大家都习惯了使用自动存款机，银行还在营业的时候也妄想着还是自动存款机比较方便。
如果今天你还是不能突破这种想法，那你就找不到生活的捷径。

Please flush after use

I do flush after use. Maybe you just didn't hear it.

Select 2

Maybe it's your dandruff.

Select

Please wear a proper belt, this is not boy scout.

好歌不停[30] Halo by Beyoncé

Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now

It's like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breakin'
It's the risk that I'm takin'
I ain't never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

生日，末日

只要我还活着的一天，我知道2012是不会发生的
虽然暗地里我有一点希望2012是真的，全人类一起灭亡也可以是悲壮的事
仔细想想，世界文明也许是时候重新启动了，就好像电脑也需要reboot 一样
我保证，2012绝对没事

嫌弃是一种罪

我嫌弃你的头发。
我嫌弃你的头皮屑。
我嫌弃你的皮肤。
我嫌弃你的衣着。
我嫌弃你的腰带。
与其把钱花在电话上，还不如投资在上面这几点。

I like

I like your eyes.
I like your nose.
I like your chin.
I like your hair.
I like your hands.
I like your voice.
I like your ass.

Get over it

Hey, other people lost their phones, you only lost your umbrella.

检爱

你对我的爱让我感到恐惧，当你知道我不能给你你想要的回报，你还会爱我吗
有时我希望你不要对我付出那么多，我怕有一天你会认为我被背叛了你

心动了吗？

认知、放下、决定、坚持

She said to me...

He is very passive!
It's like kindergarden!
I'll be killed by you!

I wish to say...Good luck finding a replacement.

Michelle Chong in The Noose

狗改不了吃屎

我改不了以貌取人。

PR

掉下来了没有，是我没察觉到，还是你们已经决定成为永久居民？

好歌不停[29] Say it right by Nelly Furtado

"How can someone just say eh and cause so much awesomeness?"

In the day, in the night
Say it right, say it all
You either got it or you don't
You either stand or you fall

When your will is broken
When it slips from your hands
When there's no time for joking
There's a hole in the plan

Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
Oh, you've got what it takes to set me free
Oh, you could mean everything to me

I can't say that I'm not lost and found
I can't say that I don't love the light and the dark
I can't that I don't know that I am alive
And all of what I feel I could show you tonight

Oh, you don't mean nothing at all to me
No, you don't mean nothing at all to me
Oh, you've got what it takes to set me free
Oh, you could mean everything to me

From my hands I can give you, something that I made
From my mouth I can sing you another brick that I laid
From my body I can show you a place, God knows
If you know this place is holy, do you really want to go?

Idiots of the world

不等里头的乘客下完车就急着挤上车的都是白痴！不会自动往内移的都是白痴！
我管你是小职员还是高级主管！我管你月入有几千几万！
就算你事业有成如何前途无量！就算你学业成绩辉煌拿了很多很多的A！
此刻的你就是一个白痴！你是白痴！你就是白痴！
你不要不承认你是白痴！你不要找借口！你是白痴！你是白痴！你就是白痴！
白痴白痴白痴！你还敢说你不是白痴！
你是你是你就是！你就是个大白痴！

动刀

要开刀了，好紧脏啊好紧脏啊，蜜瓜呢

Resilient

我永远都记不住这个字的意思，我希望今天以后我不会再忘记