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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

十年

十年了

Wednesday, September 07, 2011

New York

Maybe I should go New York.

Monday, September 05, 2011

Doomsday

Has arrived at NPC

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Hostile Housemate

WHAT IS HER PROBLEM???

Monday, August 29, 2011

始乱终弃

喜欢一个人可以不需要理由,离开一个人却可以有很多借口

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

我不要叫水

你平常在家吃饭会准备一杯可乐、咖啡、还是美禄吗?
如果没有,那为什么到了外头要这么做?

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

潘朵拉的盒子

很累了,其实很想停火,但是谁先收声就好像谁先认输一样

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Google Instant

Google instant is the stupidest, most annoying and irritating search function that ever exists. No matter how many times I choose not to turn it on and save that in my search preference, it manages to turn it on itself. And I don't know how the hell did that happen.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Shortcut

大家都习惯了自动存款机的方便,尤其是银行关闭之后,以至于银行正在营业的时候,大家还是继续使用着自动存款机。
星期六City Square 的Maybank 营业半天,三架自动存款机前都排了长龙。他们很多不只是为自己存款,还替别人存款,而且数目不小,好像是存几十万一样,存了好久才好。
存款机不会限定一个人可以存多少钱,使用多少次。所以排在存几十万的人的后面,你可能要等上十几分钟。
平时我看到这么长的人龙,宁愿走到远一点没什么人潮的另一家分行去,也不要排上半个小时的队。
今天来到Maybank,又是这么长的人龙,还是到分行去吧。
等等,银行还在营业,如果我用传统方法存款呢?
填好存款表格,拿了号码,走上二楼柜台。
果然,楼上空无一人,马上就是我了。
不用一分钟,存好了。
大家都习惯了使用自动存款机,银行还在营业的时候也妄想着还是自动存款机比较方便。
如果今天你还是不能突破这种想法,那你就找不到生活的捷径。

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Please flush after use

I do flush after use. Maybe you just didn't hear it.

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Select 2

Maybe it's your dandruff.

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Select

Please wear a proper belt, this is not boy scout.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

好歌不停[30] Halo by Beyoncé


Remember those walls I built
Well, baby they're tumbling down
And they didn't even put up a fight
They didn't even make up a sound

I found a way to let you in
But I never really had a doubt
Standing in the light of your halo
I got my angel now

It's like I've been awakened
Every rule I had you breakin'
It's the risk that I'm takin'
I ain't never gonna shut you out

Everywhere I'm looking now
I'm surrounded by your embrace
Baby I can see your halo
You know you're my saving grace

You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Baby I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

Monday, June 13, 2011

生日,末日

只要我还活着的一天,我知道2012是不会发生的
虽然暗地里我有一点希望2012是真的,全人类一起灭亡也可以是悲壮的事
仔细想想,世界文明也许是时候重新启动了,就好像电脑也需要reboot 一样
我保证,2012绝对没事

Tuesday, June 07, 2011

嫌弃是一种罪

我嫌弃你的头发。
我嫌弃你的头皮屑。
我嫌弃你的皮肤。
我嫌弃你的衣着。
我嫌弃你的腰带。
与其把钱花在电话上,还不如投资在上面这几点。

Thursday, June 02, 2011

I like

I like your eyes.
I like your nose.
I like your chin.
I like your hair.
I like your hands.
I like your voice.
I like your ass.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Get over it

Hey, other people lost their phones, you only lost your umbrella.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

检爱

你对我的爱让我感到恐惧,当你知道我不能给你你想要的回报,你还会爱我吗
有时我希望你不要对我付出那么多,我怕有一天你会认为我被背叛了你

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

心动了吗?

认知、放下、决定、坚持

Friday, May 13, 2011

She said to me...

He is very passive!
It's like kindergarden!
I'll be killed by you!

I wish to say...Good luck finding a replacement.

Saturday, May 07, 2011