Madtv - Porn Star Registration

Penis DeMilo, George Pooney, Forest Hump, Luke Thighwalker, Darth Invadeher, Obi Come-On Bone-Me, R2 Do-Me, Sperminator, Hung Low, Tommy Salami

Madtv - Oprah Winfrey

Thank you Oprah for creating Dr Phil show. For without it I will truly be somewhere in Texas, sitting in a trailer, drinking excessively and touching my private parts while watching Mexican soap operas.

Madtv - 3 minute meal - Banana split

There is nothing more delicious... than a perfectly ripe banana.

Madtv - The Greatest Action Story Ever Told

Stop killing Judas!

Madtv - "Beyoncé" - Destiny's Child

Beyoncé: Commercial shoot's done, they just wanted one today, anyway...
Who'd look at the other two, when you've got Beyoncé?

Other Two: But what about us?

Beyoncé: Who says I need you?

Other Two: Tears on our paychecks...

Beyoncé: They come from my dad

Other Two: We'll file us a lawsuit...

Beyoncé: Better watch what you say girls, I'll put your ass out in the street

Other Two: We'll be eating government cheese
It's just Beyoncé who's taking it over
Caught up in her image, lost in her weave
We'll never sing solo, only the harmonies
We didn't know that Destiny would have only just one child

Beyoncé: Well don't you know that Destiny has got only one spotlight

Other Two: Spotlight, spotlight, spotlight...

Beyoncé: Spotlight, spotlight, spotlight...

Madtv - Cindy Delmont

Cindy Delmont - Sexual harassment at work
"Not my family, not my co-worker, not even my minister."
"What about the guy at the fast food window?"


Cindy Delmont - Buying a car
"I'm gonna go with a different salesman, this one is clearly retarded."

Madtv - Ka-son at the airport

These prohibited items include beverages, shampoo, hair gel, hair spray, cream, lotion, potion, glue, apple juice, donut filling..
I feel that the circle of negativity you are building around your offspring is very inappropriate. Babies absorb hostile energy like they are sucking it off your tits.

记得她吗？就是Can I have your number 里女扮男装的Darrel。

Madtv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

Welcome to King Burger what we can do it your way, but don't get crazy
security, se-curity...this dude need to go, need to go

....哪有快餐店会请保安的？

Madtv - 3 minute meal - Tuna melts

Let's get this 3 minute meal going!

Madtv - Can I have your number?

"The back of your head is ridiculous."
难以想象吧，饰演Darrel 的演员是个女生，不说我想没有人看得出来。